Are there too many people on the planet?
Dwindling resources and global warming would seem to prove yes. The Malthusian Theory of Population Growth would say, “See, I told you so! Human population outgrows society’s resources.”
Checks and balances, such as war, famine, disease, and wrath-of-God-like plagues just aren’t pulling their fair share in thinning out the herd while Darwinism hasn’t been weeding out the stupid like we sure wish it would do already
Still, we’ve got a few options left.
There’s moral restraint (postponing marriage and having children), which millennials and Gen Z have taken to faster than Avacado toast. There’s this really shiny concept that higher per capita income nations don’t produce litters of offspring per household, so let’s raise everybody’s wages, and increase the standard of living. People go out, they don’t stay in. (In layman’s terms: poor people fuck too much). However, the Dugger family seems to choke out this theory with a dump truck of shit-filled diapers.
We, at Aggrovist Apparel, prefer population control’s ‘immoral ways’; you know, condoms, pulling out, or just masturbating.
Come on, for real talk though. You know you hate condoms. And has pulling out ever worked?
But masturbating. The five knuckle shuffle. Flicking the bean.
Who doesn’t LOVE masturbating?
The Duggar family, that’s who. But conservatives hate everything fun and awesome. This site isn’t for conservatives anyway.
If we all chilled on this procreation non-sense for a while, the earth could, you know, catch up, take a break, and maybe even stop trying to kill us with zombie pandemics and sharknado’s for like a few years.
Don’t worry; humans are in no risk of going extinct from a lack of sticky, stinky human larva.
But War, famine, and disease. Yeah, those could do it.
So, this year for Earth Day, show Mother Earth just how much you care.
Stay home and get off while thinking about her.
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