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I AM NOT MARK SARGENT Flat Earth conspiracy theory T-Shirt

I AM NOT MARK SARGENT Flat Earth conspiracy theory T-Shirt - Aggrovist Apparel
I AM NOT MARK SARGENT Flat Earth conspiracy theory T-Shirt - Aggrovist Apparel
I AM NOT MARK SARGENT Flat Earth conspiracy theory T-Shirt - Aggrovist Apparel
I AM NOT MARK SARGENT Flat Earth conspiracy theory T-Shirt - Aggrovist Apparel
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The Internet is making us all meaner. And Dumber.

Even a cursory scroll through social media will uncover enough examples of this lurking in Twitter, social justice trolls, and cancel and woke culture to prove this verifiable trend. It’s called the Online Disinhibition Effect.

The Internet is also making us all dumber*. The flat earther conspiracy theory is all the proof we need of this also verifiable fact.

One of the most prominent members of the modern flat-eathers movement is Mark Sargent.

The Documentary Behind the Curve showcases Mark Sargent who rather consistently wears a t-shirt showing a flat earth diagram with the words “I am Mark Sargent.”

We at Aggrovist Apparel can only assume there is some kind of hoped for Spartacus effect intended. Everyone who buys and wears an ”I am Mark Sargent” shirt, is, in essence, proclaiming, “I also believe in a flat earth to be true.

 

So, this one was easy for us at Aggrovist.

We designed a t-shirt showing a diagram of a globe with the assertion “I am not Mark Sargent”.

Wear this proudly to show the world you are not a dummy who believes in dumb shit cause the Internet.

 Don’t be a dumb son of a bitch. Show the world you refute dumb-dumbs and all of their dumb-dumb idiocy.

*"The Internet is turning us into shallow, scattered, and superficial thinkers." Nicolas Carr, author of the Shallows: What the Internet is doing to our brains.

Aggrovist Apparel makes Anti-Trump, Resist, and Equality movement shirts.

 

Gildan 64000 

The Gildan 64000 makes for a great staple t-shirt that compliments any outfit. It's made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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